last night i went out to dive bar with LC for dollar drinks.... and was reminded yet again how envious i get of her ability to morph into super bitch mode when approached by dudes. i just cant do it to the pathetic guys who muster up the courage to come over & small talk. Two gentlemen from Kansas decided they would sit with us at our table while LC gave them death stares & refused to acknowledge their existence on planet Earth, i was being nice. Well, granted my version of nice did include asking if either one had had sexual relations with any of their relatives...(can you guess where they were from?) both claimed no. i may or may not believe them.
i love hump days, passing out on my couch with my heterosexual life partner, & getting cheap drinks.